Representing the night-shift workers of this island since long before anyone was counting. Union dues: one mango per quarter (or equivalent in moths, as accepted by the Gecko Gazette exchange rate).

✊ CURRENT DEMANDS

Better flashlight batteries ✓ GRANTED (partially — they're AA, we wanted AAA)
Night-shift recognition ceremony ⏳ PENDING (nobody can agree on a time that isn't 3am)
Designated snack area (separate from the geckos) ⏳ UNDER REVIEW (the geckos have filed a counter-proposal)
Acknowledgment that we built the fishpond and nobody said thanks ✗ DENIED (pending historical review board that we also built)
Right of first refusal on all tiki carving commissions ✓ GRANTED (the carvers union has no objections, they're all asleep by 9pm)
The mongoose in Spot #4 to stop giving us side-eye ⏳ STALEMATE (the mongoose does not negotiate)

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Uncle_Static: solidarity from channel 3 ✊
Torch_Widow_Official: you guys built the torch posts?? RESPECT
Gecko_Gary: we are still interested in a joint snack area proposal. meet at the light switch.
Kona_Kraken_Fan: do menehune do underwater construction? asking for a kraken
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