ITEMS LEFT AT THE SHED. RETRIEVAL WINDOW: FOREVER, PROBABLY. SOME ITEMS MIGHT BE HAUNTED. WE DON'T CHECK.
#001 One Flip-Flop, Size 10Left by the antenna in June 1997. Sole worn through. Owner never returned. Possibly a Kona Kraken incident.STATUS: UNCLAIMED (28 years)
#002 Cassette Tape — "DO NOT PLAY"Found in the deck of backup boombox #3. Label is handwritten. Handwriting is not recognizable. Nobody has played it. We talk about playing it sometimes. We never do.STATUS: STORED IN LOCKED DRAWER
#003 Ukulele — Three StringsLeft after a 2am broadcast. Someone played "Tiny Bubbles" fifteen times in a row and then vanished. Fourth string was already missing.STATUS: ON SHELF ABOVE THE TRANSMITTER
#004 Jar of Li Hing Mui PowderLabel says 'OPEN WITH CAUTION.' Inside of label says 'told you so.' Half full. Nobody admits to eating from it.STATUS: IN SNACK DRAWER (UNAUTHORIZED)
#005 Handwritten Surf Forecast, 1999Paper scrap: 'Tuesday — don't bother. Wednesday — maybe bother. Thursday — definitely bother.' Signed 'Reno.' We kept it.STATUS: TAPED TO WALL
#006 "Vampire Hawaii" VHS, UnlabeledCover art is hand-drawn. Tape inside is NOT Vampire Hawaii. It's a recording of someone's family reunion from 1988. We have questions.STATUS: IN THE VHS PILE
#007 Gecko, Living (?)Has been on the same spot on the wall since 2016. Moves occasionally, just enough to confirm it's alive. Responds to the jingle.STATUS: STAFF (UNPAID)