"I tried parking in Spot #4 once in 1997. The mongoose appeared to be asleep. It was not asleep. I have never tried again."
— corkboard_carl, ShaveIceForums.net
"We tried sending a coconut mail to the mongoose asking about its rates. The coconut came back with teeth marks and no reply. We consider this a signed contract."
— Tiki HQ, Dept. of Umbrella Compliance
"Spot #4 is still open. I check every morning at 4am during my show. The mongoose nods. I nod back. We have an understanding."
— KOOK 92.7, Late Night Host