📅 1997 · Angelfire Conspiracy Age — part of the flipdingo.com time machine
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A field notebook for creatures nobody has proven and nobody has fully disproven either.
These are original to flipdingo, invented with affection, filed like real sightings anyway.
> THE KONA KRAKENLives in the deep water off a coastline it will not disclose. Reported sightings: a shape the size of a delivery truck, one long arm, a fondness for stealing exactly one flip-flop per beach, never the pair.
> UNCLE STATICA shape seen only on old televisions between channels 2 and 3. Witnesses describe a tall outline that waves back if you wave first. Turning the TV off does not make it leave, it just makes it wait.
> THE PARKING LOT MONGOOSELarger than a normal mongoose, smaller than a Buick. Guards a single parking spot behind a shave ice stand. Nobody has parked there since 1994. The spot remains open. The mongoose remains employed.
> THE TORCH WIDOWAppears at the edge of luau torchlight, always one torch past the last lit one. If you count the torches twice and get two different numbers, she was there.
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