๐Ÿบ Tiki Mug Adoption Center

๐Ÿ“… 2022 ยท Pet Adoption Parody โ€” part of the flipdingo.com time machine

These mugs need homes. Each comes with a personality, a glaze, and an opinion about your life choices. Adoption fee: one good story.

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Skeptical SallyGlaze: burnt umber. Age: unknown. Has never believed anything you've said. Loved anyway.
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Zen WinstonGlaze: sea foam. Enjoys tea, silence, and watching you make bad decisions without comment.
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Nervous NellieGlaze: cracking yellow. Worries about everything. Currently worried about being adopted.
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Smug SteveGlaze: glossy black. Knows something you don't. Won't tell you what. Been on the shelf since 2006.
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Tipsy TinaGlaze: uneven coral. Slightly tilted to the left. We're not sure if this is intentional.
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Determined DougGlaze: volcanic red. Wants to be adopted. Has been waiting the longest. Very intense about it.

0 mugs adopted today. The carvings are patient.