Midnight Luau
The regular luau ends at ten. This one starts at ten. Same torches, same sand, different crowd entirely. Nobody sent invitations. Everybody who's supposed to show up, does.
- Rule 1Torches stay lit until the last person leaves, even if the last person is a raccoon.
- Rule 2Karaoke resumes at midnight sharp. See Karaoke Luau for song assignment. It is final.
- Rule 3Leftover plate lunch from earlier is fair game. Two scoops rice rule still applies.
- Rule 4If Uncle Static shows up on the boombox between songs, that's normal, let him have his minute.
- Rule 5Nobody asks who's paying for the torches. Nobody has ever asked. It stays that way.