Tiki HQ
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Every mug on this island reports somewhere. This is where. Six departments, one org chart, zero HR complaints (the carvings can't file paperwork, they can only judge).
Founded on a Tuesday, for reasons nobody wrote down. HQ runs on trade winds, citronella, and a generator named Kevin who works exactly when he feels like it.
| Mug Assembly Forty-one molds, three colors of glaze, one guy named Duane who insists the tusks go on last. |
Umbrella Compliance Every drink umbrella is inspected for structural integrity and correct jaunt angle before deployment. |
| Volcano Relations Maintains a respectful, non-litigious relationship with the nearest volcano. So far, so good. |
Torch Logistics Six hundred bamboo torches, rotated nightly, none of them ever actually lit near the paperwork. |
| Coconut Intake Receiving dock for incoming coconuts. Rejects anything that doesn't sound right when shaken. |
Legacy Carvings The old tikis. Nobody's fired them. Nobody's sure they could. |