🗿 TIKI MUG PERSONALITY TEST

📅 2017 · BuzzFeed Quiz Parody — part of the flipdingo.com time machine

The tiki mugs have been watching. They have opinions. Answer three extremely scientific questions to discover which mug you are.

1. Someone parked in Spot #4. What do you do?

Nothing. It's not my spot. But I'm watching.

Alert the mongoose. The mongoose handles things.

Park next to them and judge silently.

It's probably fine. The mongoose will handle it. The mongoose always handles it.

2. The lava lamp gives you a blob. The blob is...?

Orange. Ambiguous. Just like my future.

Green. The fourth color. The conspiracy is REAL.

It split in half. I'm making two decisions today and one of them is snacks.

It sank. I relate to this blob on a spiritual level.

3. Your ideal drink comes in a mug. The mug is looking at you. What expression is it making?

A knowing smirk. It's seen things.

A diplomatic neutrality. It's not choosing sides.

A grumpy scowl. It's had a day.

Eyes closed. At peace. Napping. Goals.