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📅 2000 · GeoCities Fan Shrine Age — part of the flipdingo.com time machine
Nobody has ever found this movie in a store. Nobody has ever found it streaming.
It exists entirely as a VHS copy someone's uncle swears he owns, and as this fan
shrine ★ which I made myself ★
🦇 Plot Summary 🦇
A three-hundred-year-old vampire named Desmond opens a shave ice stand in 1987 as
cover. The stand does well. Too well. The health inspector, a woman named Marge who
has seen some things, starts asking why the ice never melts.
🦇 Best Line in the Movie 🦇
Desmond, holding a scoop, deadpan: "The rainbow flavor is just three flavors that
are afraid to commit." Marge writes this down. It becomes evidence.
🦇 Sequel Rumors 🦇
Fans (three of them, all named in the guestbook of a defunct message board) insist
a sequel was shot on Betamax and lost in a garage fire that also took two surfboards
and a card table. No footage has surfaced. The rumor persists anyway, mostly out of spite.
hits since 1999: 008841 · please sign my guestbook 🖊️