Poi Physics

๐Ÿ“… 2014 ยท Material Design Age โ€” part of the flipdingo.com time machine

Taro, pounded and thinned with water into a paste that behaves like a food, a fluid, and a personality test. The lab treats this as the island's least funded grand challenge: three laws so far, zero useful predictions, and units that sound official enough to win an argument.

First Law: Viscosity Drift V(t) = 4.2 pound-taro / fork-second, decaying at one grade per hour

Poi bought at "two-finger" consistency will be "one-finger" by dinner and "you'll need a spoon, sorry" by breakfast. This is the closest the island has to time travel.

Second Law: Conservation of Purple โˆ‘ purple(bowl) = constant, regardless of how much water you add

You cannot dilute the purple out of poi. You can only dilute yourself out of a decent bowl of poi, which is how several family arguments begin.

Third Law: The Two-Finger Constant F = 2 (units: fingers, non-negotiable)

Every poi order references finger count. Nobody has explained this to a visitor successfully on the first try, which is why this page exists and why you should send it to one.