Serving the island since never. Three routes. Zero buses. All schedules are aspirational.
R1 Coconut Express
7:00 AM Shave Ice Stand → Tiki HQ (via the parking lot)
12:00 PM Tiki HQ → Gecko Gazette Office
5:00 PM Gecko Gazette Office → Shave Ice Stand
NOTE: The Coconut Express has no driver. The coconuts roll themselves. Estimated arrival: eventually.
R2 Mongoose Loop
When the mongoose feels like it Spot #4 → Spot #4 (it's a loop)
CANCELLED: The mongoose refused to participate in a public transit system. "I am not a bus," the mongoose stated through an interpreter.
R3 Midnight Shuttle
10:00 PM Regular Luau → Midnight Luau
2:00 AM Midnight Luau → KOOK 92.7 Shed
4:00 AM KOOK 92.7 Shed → Home (wherever that is today)
NOTE: The Midnight Shuttle is operated by the torch widow. The shuttle does not physically exist. You will still arrive.