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🥥 KOOK-SHED-NET █ █ █ _ _ OPEN (the password is 'kevin' lowercase, Kevin the generator knows)
🥥 TIKI-HQ-GUEST █ █ _ _ _ PASSWORD REQUIRED (ask at Umbrella Compliance desk)
🥥 MONGOOSE-SPOT-4 █ _ _ _ _ SIGNAL EXISTS, BUT THE MONGOOSE KNOCKS THE ROUTER OVER
🥥 AUNTIE-LOKELANI-GUEST █ █ █ █ █ STRONG SIGNAL, BUT ONLY WORKS IN THE KITCHEN
🥥 LAVA-LAMP-NET █ █ _ _ _ SIGNAL FLUCTUATES WITH THE BLOBS. UNRELIABLE. ATMOSPHERIC.
🥥 MIDNIGHT-LUAU-WIFI █ █ █ █ _ ONLY ACTIVE BETWEEN 10PM-4AM. PASSWORD CHANGES WITH THE TORCH COUNT.
🥥 GECKO-GAZETTE-OFFICE █ █ █ _ _ THE GECKOS KEEP EATING THE ROUTER'S BLINKING LIGHT. THEY THINK IT'S A MOTH.