ALLEGED CONTENTS (as remembered by those who buried it):
Item #1 — A cassette tape labeled "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL 1999" [CONTENTS: CLASSIFIED — BUT KOOK 92.7 HAS A COPY]
Item #2 — A handwritten note from corkboard_carl: "If you're reading this, the rainbow flavor has been solved. Or it hasn't. Either way, trust no syrup."
Item #3 — One flip-flop. Left foot. Found. Nobody claimed it. It belongs to the future now.
Item #4 — A signed photo of Danny (DNY), high score holder. "To whoever finds this: the score still stands."
Item #5 — Auntie Lokelani's butter mochi recipe, laminated. "For the future. You'll need it."
Item #6 — A gecko. Possibly. Someone remembers putting a gecko in. Someone else says no. The gecko has not commented.