A tape deck in the KOOK 92.7 shed. A microphone. An empty 90-minute cassette. Leave your message after the beep. (There is no beep. Just start talking. We'll figure it out.)
[Tape Counter: 003] — 3:14 AM, unknown date"The lava lamp told me to call in. It was a blob. The blob was insistent. I'm not saying the blob was right, but I'm here, so maybe it was."
[Tape Counter: 027] — 2:41 AM, last Tuesday"I counted the torches three times tonight. Got 17, 18, and 16. In that order. I don't know what it means. The torch widow waved this time. I waved back. Is that allowed?"
[Tape Counter: 051] — 1:08 AM, Thursday-ish"corkboard_carl here. New evidence on the rainbow flavor. The green syrup exists. I held it. I photographed it. The photo came out blank. Not blurry — BLANK. The syrup does not want to be documented."
[Tape Counter: 078] — 4:20 AM, Sunday"This is Uncle Reno. The rock is wet. It's been wet for three hours. It's not raining. I'm concerned. Also, surf's up Tuesday. Tell nobody."
All confessions will be broadcast on KOOK 92.7 at 2am. Nobody will hear them. That's the point.